Valery Nesvizhevsky & Sue Hendrickson met
- Valery Nesvizhevsky & Sue Hendrickson met in a bar in Tokyo while attending a Templeton Foundation colloquium on time travel. "How about a quantum portal to the Jurrasic?" Val jest
- ed, with a gleam in his eye. "I love it when you talk dino to me, " purred Sue. Just then, the waiter arrived with some warm saki and a bowl of squid. Valery sighed when Sue
- Sue Sudio came on the radio. Valery had never understood this song. She got on a bike and started pedaling to Phil Collins' house.
- Unfortunately, Phil backed over Valery just as reached his house. Phil collins wrote a song for her, but then turned it into a drum solo
- Valery hated Drum solos and told Phil Collins to just keep writing music for Disney.
- Phil Collins raging with coler, polished his bald pate, and angled it towards the noonday sun. Valery, in the path of the burning rays, combusted. He then played a 25 minute solo
- And the audience applauded. Phil Collins hadn't performed in many years but you wouldn't have noticed that. The drumming was perfectly timed for the solstice. Bells rang out and
- were suddenly quenched as if a great disturbance had caused the deaths of millions of innocent souls and was suddenly extinguished in maniacal laughter. Everybody looked at Phil.
- "Don't look at me," said Phil, "Yes, I destroyed all those people, but don't look at me unless you wish to join them." So everybody shut up. The only sound was Phil's laughter.
- The thing about Phil was that he always laughed at the most inappropriate times. This one time he broke out laughing just as the
- Started
- 2012-10-14 10:09:27
- Finished
- 2016-11-11 19:43:35
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SlimWhitman Nov 12 2016 @ 08:34
story ended. Then he smiled sheepishly because everyone was dead already, and tapped out a little rhythm in 7/3 time he'd been working on.
Woab Nov 12 2016 @ 12:12
Best delayed ending ever, Slim.