Deep in the Inquisition Prison, party dynamics

Deep in the Inquisition Prison, party dynamics were breaking down. Mike the human Barbarian yelled at Steve the human Paladin "You're tough cuz your mom bought your armor for you!"
Stacy the human Berserker bonked their heads together. "Mike, let's use Steve's armor to bash the cell bars before he reclasses into a Molt Cleric again." The Inquisiteur foreheard
what Stacy said, so he was there to prevent the bars from being clashed. But he was not there to prevent the Level 50 Epic Megabeast Golden Dragon from crushing his face.
...which is why no one recognized him at his 20th high school reunion the following summer. His former classmates looked at him strangely as he tried to convince them that he was
Jeff Coombs, the studly tight-bunned QB of the Tufton Tigers twenty years ago. But his progeria made them skeptical. "You're the Superintendant, Meeks!" said Debby his former flame
thrower from back in WWII. Jeff Coombs and Warren "Debby" McFlint had stormed a Japanese island together. Debby had to shoot flames into the rocks to get those Japanese out of thei
R small houses. The Japanese pelted them with poisoned fish from Fukushima's ponds of melted fuel rods where six headed salmon flourished. Three years later, botb Jeff and Warren
were friends of Mr. Limpet, a World War 2 hero. The 3 or them would take long swims along the Alaskan gulfstream from the Aleutians all the way down to Baja California. Fukushima
, the fish who had grown five lips since the nuclear disaster, joined Mr. Limpet and his little band of piscean mutants at Baja. Fukushima was glad to have company after his ordeal
with Godzilla. As Mr. Limpet polished his reading glasses, Fukushima drank vats of Sakie and recounted tales of gigantic women inhabiting the Hooters on the Island of Tsushima.

Started: 2013-08-27 22:39:49
Finished: 2017-12-26 12:56:57

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