When I walked into the kitchen I found a

When I walked into the kitchen I found a box of cereal laying on its side open with Crunchy Flakes scattered all over the tiled floor. I heard a soft rumbling noise from the
hallway & followed the sound & the trail of Crunchy Flakesinto the next room. Nothing. The soft rumbling noise continued around the corner. A puddle of milk & some handcuffs lay
where my cat should have been. Kitty likes it rough. I found a note with paw print on it. I read it. Kitty left me to go work at Banana Republic. Superficial little cat.
So, I had a vacancy for a mouser, the rodents were out of control again. I climbed onto my roof and placed an ad there. There was a knock on my door. "The name's Macavity," he miao
wed softly, "and I fight gravity. Also black hole impersonators, four-legged vermin, stupid dogs and impertinent people. At. Your. Service." The plumed hat was swept off his head
By the invisible hand, who came from Zooland.
The hand sold some land, to the delight of Ayn Rand. "How grand!" said Ayn Rand. "This invisible hand has done just as I'd planned! Those commies who panned my novels as bland will
regret their slander when they turn to sand!" With that Ayn Rand struck up the band, but the act was canned. George Sand couldn't understand why the flames were fanned into Disneyl
and's parking lot shenanigans when Donald Duck was caught on CCTV emerging from the window fogged black Denali belonging to Minnie Mouse and the shoot out that ensued with a Loony
Tunes character named Daffy, who complained about Donald being a racist quack.

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