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"Create,add,read.Only 3 leafs of weed.I bind

  • "Create,add,read.Only 3 leafs of weed.I bind my spell to work.On the pot I place the lid."Saying these words,Angela sealed an incantation that would (or so she believed) bring her
  • massive amount of coke rewards points so she could get an awesome salad spinner with "free shipping!" She was a Wiccan Vegan so she hoped this spell would work because
  • her last spell went bad on her. It brought washed up dead fish from the lake rather than summoning the robins to help her gather berries. Spells can be tricky when used by
  • liberals. She swatted a fairy out of the air and stole its pixie dust. She peppered all the dead fish on the shore with it. They grew legs and decided to help her pick berries!
  • The legged fish went marching ten by seven, hurrah, hurrah, but unfortunately she had peppered some piranhas with the pixie dust. This posed a problem of profound proportions.
  • Everyone started to sneeze from pixie dust. It smelled like Limberger cheese and my grandfather had a craving for it. He looked for the invisible cheese, relentlessly whilst the
  • young ones were eyeing each other, laughing, and pretending they really were learning to fly. Grandfather gave up and decided to rest his head on his shoulder again. What a mess
  • he had gotten himself into. He just wanted to go to bingo night, yet here he was teaching a bunch of love struck teens how to fly. Grandfather sighed. The teens were now smooching
  • high above him. "Well at least they're getting the hang of this flying business." He thought. With Bingo still on his mind and teens smooching above him, Grandfather slowly
  • , using his cane, walked over to the hang glider. In one smooth motion, he chugged the entirety of his flask and jumped off the edge of the cliff. "YOLO!!!" he screamed.
Started
2011-10-23 14:54:29
Finished
2016-04-30 01:38:36

1 Comments

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    mensaque Apr 30 2016 @ 15:56

    hahaha,this one turned out well...

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