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I took a doughnut and throw like ninja weapon

  • I took a doughnut and throw like ninja weapon at my big brother, who was hiding under his bed.Suddenly, i heard a crash under my house.When,i look down the doughnut had killed ...
  • the Boogeyman, who had been hiding under there all along! All those years! My brother scrambled out. "Whoa. Dude." he mumbled & nudged the Boogeyman's body with his foot. Nothing.
  • The clock ticked. My brother pulled back his leg and kicked the Boogeyman's lifeless body. Thud. Still no response. "Let me try." I said. I went to the door for a running start
  • when I felt a flipper on my shoulder. "Please hold my cabbage," said Detective Manatee. "This particular Boogeyman also wrote Sufi graffiti in a men's room stall in Vancouver. The
  • trail was getting cold, so Det. Manatee called his old friend Ford Fairlaine and offered him a food processor if he'd come to Vancouver and help catch the Sufi mystic graffitist,
  • Det. Manatee knew that Ford Fairlaine had a thing for swirling dervishes & if there was a chance he'd run into one he would be in Vancouver before Manatee hung up the phone. Graffi
  • c art in this style was definitely favored by the criminal mind of Ford Fairlaine, deduced Det. Manatee, but this time he had the upper flipper.
  • Det. Manatee pulled a rubber Ford Fairlaine mask over his head and entered the criminal's hideout, only to come face to face with Ford. Thinking quickly, Manatee mirrored Ford's
  • movements but when Fords belly contracted and head bulged out, the marine detective realized he'd been deceived by Ford Fairlaine's reflection in his Ford Fairlaine's hubcaps!
  • The detective turned his bulbous head in time to see Ford peel out. Manifest sighed as munched a smoked urchin. "You might have gotten away, the game's aflipper."
Started
2017-01-28 06:55:34
Finished
2018-09-12 12:16:14

4 Comments

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    Chaz Sep 12 2018 @ 12:20

    Manatee, not manifest. stupid auto-correct.
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    LordVacuity Sep 12 2018 @ 12:36

    Or he was already undercover as Manifest.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 14 2018 @ 14:00

    It's not so bad, but we should write a story where auto-correct leads to the end of the world.
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    BlastedHeath Sep 15 2018 @ 00:27

    Detective Manifest's Afterlife Adventures ;-)

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