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Batman was brushing with the Batbrush when

  • Batman was brushing with the Batbrush when he got a Batsignal, so he took off his Batman pajamas & put on his Batman costume & jumped in the Batmobile with Bathound & the Batfleas
  • . Alfred stirred his tea and looked out at the fading tail-lights of the Batmobile. He sighed calling Gordon on the cell, "Yes, Master Bruce is on his way, Please humor him."
  • Taking Alfred's suggestion into consideration, Gordon asked Batman, "What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?"
  • Batman said chomping biscotti, "I heard that joke Gordo and forgive me if I don't even courtesy laugh. How about this, what do you call a man with no arms and no legs
  • who works as a veterinary surgeon and has laryngitis?" Gordo took the time Batman was using to set up the punchline to wrap him in 30 feet of chain and put a stick of dynamite in
  • into his bat-shorts. Robin was about to suggest a witty rejoinder to Gordo's "Who works as a vet and has laryngitis?" but Batman was still thinking. "Quiet you," the trussed super
  • Snorted despite being newly legless.
  • "Stop snorting, being legless is not so bad," said Det. Manatee. "You're Det. Manatee?" "You may call me Hugh," he said. "Oh, THE Hugh Manatee?" said the legless creature.
  • "The One and Only, I hope. There is still a doubt but yes, Detective Hugh Manatee at your service", he said as he flung his flipper forward for a shake. The legless creature was ar
  • med to the teeth with enough saline enemas to evacuate a herd of Wooly Mammoth. "Who do you want to purge with all that laxative?" Det. Manatee asked. "Everyone in need" he cried.
Started
2012-06-02 14:13:35
Finished
2017-08-24 12:47:10

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