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Never mind that Sharks have five rows of

  • Never mind that Sharks have five rows of continuously growing teeth, the Sheik wanted the front tooth of his prize Great White repaired so he called Michael Rutzen, shark-whisperer
  • , who had a rather unique way of whispering to sharks. He would pretend to be a seal, and when the shark got close enough he'd punch it's lights out. And so he repaired its tooth
  • because he felt bad for hitting the shark. Admiring his work on the tooth, he smiled and whispered,
  • That's another one to add to my collection. Only a few more now, and I'll have the most shark teeth in the world!
  • STOP IT! My brother cried. Why do you always have to be so grandiose?
  • And i was like ALL HEEEELLLLLAAA NAW YOU DIDN"T JUST CALL ME GRANDIOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMMA
  • TYPE OV TROLL DAT USES ALLCAPS! I posted my comment and smiled to myself. I felt that my eloquent diatribe, what it lacked in intellectual congruency made up in unbridled passion.
  • The response blew my mind. About one or two minutes later, comments flooded my facebook wall and several of my collegues and even Aunt Marsha de-friended me. Can't anyone take a
  • number and wait in line at the deli anymore? All these ethnic old ladies act like they don't understand how it works. I grabbed one by the mustache and said
  • "Nice, firm but still soft, and appears timid in this lighting... you're mustache is perfect!" I said. So I took her home, said I'de be with her forever (lie), did it, and left.
Started
2011-05-10 17:57:06
Finished
2011-06-08 14:26:07

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jun 09 2011 @ 04:41

    I didn't make this guy up. There really is the Sharkwhisperer and he's much more gentle than our foldingstory version.

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