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Младен је излетио из куће

  • Младен је излетио из куће бесан. Са собом је пнео само најнужније решен да се више никада неће вратити.
  • "How can you do this to me?!" I asked as she ate the last cream cake. She opened her mouth to speak, but all that came out was
  • her forked tongue. Before my very eyes, she'd turned into a Komodo dragon. Served her right for eating my cake. I opened the door & she left. I really need better friends. I called
  • someone at random and asked, in my most polite voice, if he would like to be my friend. To my eternal surprise, he
  • said, "Yes if you will oil my back with this erotic coconut oil in all my most hairy places." I thought it over. He wasn't exactly a wolf boy. "Ok, as long as we can be friends."
  • "I think that could be nice," he said, sitting next to me. He seemed lonely, like he'd never really had a friend before. "I could still oil you with the coconut oil though if you
  • want." I had never oiled anyone before. Was it like oiling a car? I guess I would find out. "Okaaaaaay," he sighed. Alright, I thought, time to break out the big guns. I grabbed
  • a water pistol and filled it up with oil. "Alright mister," I quivered, "don't make me shoot you now!" He smiled and raised his arms. "Really? With what? Massage oil? HA!" he
  • laughed. "HA HA that tickles, please stop! HA HA HA!" After lubricating with the massage oil gun, the robber stimulated the Tellers pressure points until he was a gibbering wreck.
  • Realizing his potential as a masseur, the robber aborted his job and left. The teller was ultimately inducted into the Muppets hall of fame as the greatest Beaker voice-over EVER.
Started
2015-03-11 19:28:20
Finished
2017-04-02 10:58:12

1 Comments

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    Rebbie Apr 04 2017 @ 15:02

    Goes down smooth then what? He didn't want a friend he wanted a wallet.

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