Madoff had a visitor. "Whooped-de-fucking-doo,"
- Madoff had a visitor. "Whooped-de-fucking-doo," he thought. But he didn't recognize the guy at the prison window. It was Tony Stark. He was pissed. Stark Industries had lost tons
- of employees since he left, but they still kept coming back for him. No matter. "What do you want this time, Stark?" he asked, trademark sneer on his
- buttocks. Seeing his desperate subordinates return to him even as Stark abused them like a potsmoker exploiting his relations for his sole gratification put him in his happy place.
- But Stark's subordinates were cooking up their own plan to dispose of the despicable despot. They baked a cake and laced it with a deadly cocktail of hash oil, PCP and Viagra, then
- they grated a giant whale penis over the cake. Unfortunately it was still attached to the whale who went berserk and tried to eat stark and his minions. Suddenly a mutated panda
- put a stop to this nonsense by sedating the whale, before giving everyone a stern lecture on substance abuse before taking to the air on gilded wings. The survivors of the incident
- drew pictures of the mythical scene on cave walls so the coming generations wouldn't make the same mistakes. Unfortunately, one of them was a terrible artist and completely
- forgot to add a red slash to the circle he had drawn around the picture of an unfortunate soul who forgot to sacrifice to the Sky god. Years later archaeologists would
- notice this mistake and added the red slash to the circle he had forgotten to draw. They also found that the unfortunate soul made a sacrifice to the Star god instead. This meant
- another healthy royalty check for Paul Stanley,which pissed off Gene Simmons...again. The mistake resulted in two free tickets & backstage passes to the next Kiss concert. ROCK ON!
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