Once upon time there was a girl addicted
- Once upon time there was a girl addicted to avenged sevenfold. She's the most famous hoe of the city,her name was Sofia.
- She planned to spend a week shipping 800 pairs of
- caribou antlers and a jug of mucilage to her best friend's sister's
- forehead. "There now." said her best friend to her sister. "Your reindeer disguise will surely get us close to Santa ." "Antlers too heavy, glue's not sticking," said BFF sis.
- "At least your nose is already red," said the BFF. "Are you coming down with a cold? Santa won't like that!" Sissy sniffled & adjusted her drooping antlers. "If Santa catches your
- .
- I was utterly speechless. How could this have happened? The characters and plot rapidly disappeared from my mind and I prepared to spend another dreary day in the normal boring wor
- k of a cat burgler, which was my summer job since I was 15. I stole a lot of cats in my life, burgled them I guess you could say. PETA paid a lot of money for them, not sure why
- that was, especially when I delivered them dead or severely maimed. Anyway, it was a good source of income to help pay for my hashish habit and online voyeur accounts.
- Dealers often commented that I looked more like a sports model than a fan of hashish, but my love life was still a desert. I was fit, driven, clairvoyant --time for a new career.
- Started
- 2014-11-14 04:33:42
- Finished
- 2015-12-12 17:20:09
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