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Leonardo's uncle Gianno was a geometer, and

  • Leonardo's uncle Gianno was a geometer, and never made much money. So he bought a horse named Ziggy Stardust and trained it to win the Triple Crown, with his nephew's help. One
  • day, his nephew called him. He was panicked. "Do you think we could find some time to talk in private today, just you and me... About Ziggy
  • ?" "Ziggy played guitar, " his uncle said suddenly and hung up. The nephew was left wondering whether
  • His uncle Russ was having another ziggy flashback with only a beer light to guide him. Marty grabbed his well played LPs hopped in his rover and headed over to Atrax Dorsum
  • 's warehouse pad. Marty set down his crate of LPs and wandered through the abandoned space. After a few minutes, Atrax Dorsum appeared and greeted him in a digital but manly way. M
  • arty kissed him full on the lips. Atrax said nothing. Marty started leafing through the stack of LPs, looking for something to set a mood that
  • might have meant something, had it not been for the fact that Atrax was sneaking up behind him with a giant mallet. "Think fast!" said Atrax, before whacking Marty straight in the
  • back of the head. "You'll be next if you don't answer me before all your buddies get Marty's fate," Atrax said menacingly as he brandished the mallet once more.
  • We knew it was possible Marty was still alive. We had to get him away from Atrax and his bloody mallet. "What questions, asshole," Aaron asked to keep him distracted.
  • But Atrax lumbered onward, mallet in hand. Suddenly, Marty rose and asked Atrax, “Ever notice Atrax spelled backwards is Xarta?” Dazed, Atrax pounded his own head with the mallet.

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