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One (1) piece Extra Dessert Delights Sugarfree

  • One (1) piece Extra Dessert Delights Sugarfree Lemon Square gum + one (1) Stride Sour Patch Kids Sugarfree Redberry gum. Boom; you're welcome. Hello sweet/sour lemon/raspberry wate
  • -rer of mouths. "But is it everlasting?" asked Wonka, who disappeared in a cloud of Pixy Stix powder. No, Wonka. My chewing gum combos are ephemeral, like dreams or a diet. Sugary
  • cereals and corn syrup drinks are the life blood of America. Wonka was no kind benefactor, no, he was an evil manipulator. He was a peddler of addictions.
  • He was the sole reason we've ended up here, like this. It's 100% Willy Wonka's fault that the good ole U.S. of A has such a high obesity rate. Surely, somebody will
  • sue Willie Wonka for encouraging their over-eating habit, but the chocolate would keep on flowing. The Oompa Loompas are really conspiring to kill us all by making us unhealthy
  • and turn us unto the green sludge they remember eating when they lived in their own forest kingdom. Oompa Loompa technology didn't quite have the formula right. Soylent Green kept
  • their bodies lean and muscular. The mightiest in all of Loompaland was Beefa Weefa, who stood a staggering 5-feet-tall with huge, bulging biceps. She looked at us with hungry eyes
  • and cracked her knuckles threateningly. An involuntary shiver of fear ran down my spine. Beefa Weefa barely came up to my armpits, but I had the feeling she could kick my arse.
  • "Uh...OK...wha-whaat do you want from me?" I stammered. Beefa Weefa smiled, but her smile didn't quite reach her eyes. "General Tso's chicken, extra rice, & 4 spring rolls!"
  • Little did she know she'd accidentally initiated her own self destruct chip lodged in her brain from her barely remembered kidnapping eons before. Chicken and rice flies everywhere

1 Comments

  1. Woab Jun 28 2019 @ 15:01

    - get the chicken and rice flypaper!

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