after puting on the jumpsuit and getting
- after puting on the jumpsuit and getting ready to jump off the cliff i turned around and I seen
- a polar bear running full speed at me. Now my first thought was "what the heck is a polar bear doing here", and my second thought was "JUMP!". I kinda forgot my parachute....
- So I just grabbed my cheeks and stretched them my whole arm's length. It hurt like hell, but gave me a pretty decent wing span. I began to glide gracelessly towards
- the petrified forest and slammed into a giant stone cedar. Damn that hurt. But I was flying. Unfortunately my cheeks sagged down to my pants. I tucked them in and headed back
- to my den. Where had the other momongas of the petrified forest gone? They were fleeing the dreaded parasite of all my momonga kin: The annoying Mormongas! Using my secret ninja
- Chi and armed with my Cherry Blossom throwing stars, I perched outside the Mormongas nest, and eyes wide I waited
- for the Mormons to arrive at the Gas Nest. My katana I held tightly in one hand, and my throwing star in the other. I couldn't let this Mormon/Scientology merger happen! The air
- tingled with anticipation. The key was to turn their own weapons against them, and my ninja weapons couldn't do it alone. No,I needed Xenu and the Angel Moroni on my side to stop
- this silly spat. Really, now...and all over some little misunderstanding on whose turn it was to do the dishes (sigh). Angel handed me a brillo pad and Xenu started drying. Soon,
- the dishes were complaining about the rough Brillo pad but after dunking them under the water a few times they shut up. Angel told me to stop talking to the plates.
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- 2011-08-11 09:55:41
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- 2013-01-01 00:25:39
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