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I do not know how the studio expected to

  • I do not know how the studio expected to make money from a film that insults the only audience that will be drawn to watch it.
  • This is why I'm no longer a director. The public wants to be insulted -- their stupidity is bottomless. Take, for example, the recent
  • Karate Kid. Did Will Smith's progeny really have to be handed celebrity on a silver platter like that? Jackie Chan was in a suki-yaki coma the whole time. I thought he was supposed
  • to crush the kid's head in his hands at some point in the movie, but I might have misinterpreted the trailer. I left the theater with a pledge to reanimate Jackie Chan's career.
  • If only for retconning his soon-to-be penultimate film, because let's be serious, kung fu movies are a dime a dozen and there are plenty of Jackie Chans in the sea. My film would
  • first use wire-fu ventriloquist dummies. Master Wu and Chester. Think of the marketing potential. Kids would learn how to throw their voices as well as ninja stars. The film will
  • open in 30 countries simultaneously, which will be irrelevant since it will all be on youtube faster than you can say wire-fu. And if you think that's rich, you should try
  • full fat creamer in your Starbucks! Mmmmm good! I continued wasting time watching pointless YouTube videos for 2 more hours, happily buzzed & waiting for 5 o'clock. I feverently
  • wished for sequels to "handstand cat visits the movies" and "hypermobile squirrel washes dishes" but YouTube had run dry on me, and now all that was left to watch was industrial po
  • lish city Katowice's latest tourism expo set to rap music. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=0vHZ05GtFA8]
Started
2011-03-19 13:04:40
Finished
2013-07-30 13:58:14

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