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if we had a president named Lester our child wouldn't get sick. Or we could get a different child. I mean, our child hates us right now for naming him after the president. It's not
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down when he realized how far he walked. "Oh wow!", he exclamed. "I'm At Alabama already!!??" I must have walked 500 miles! Trying to find a place to sleep after all his walking,
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Nothing seemed to happen until... "What's that smell," Moon said Then he saw a fire. "Must have been the incense." But Moon's ancestors couldn't do anything about the flames.
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They realized who would be a great interpretator: Cookie Monster! He spoke both Yoda's and Jar Jar's accents and understood them both. Or so they thought.
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emembered, was she ever getting along with other people? It felt like ages! Smiling, Laughing, Talking to others without arguing, this was amazing! She never knew it was possible
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he just ran a marathon. He tried over and over again, but couldn't contact the dame. He tried over and over, but all his efforts were in vain. Breathing heavily, he collapsed on
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A thousand years passed as a ghost town. A thousand years without anyone in sight. A thousand years asleep until, Someone entered the town. This person
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I see an e-mail about updating their privacy policies. Unconsciously clicking the check-mark saying I Agree to the Terms and Conditions, I went to
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ing for of life as a fish. Instead, he decided to try to change himself. HE tried to become a shark, acting, eating, swimming like one, becoming one with the ways of the sharks.
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didn't know what to do. He attended the funeral and paid his respects, then continued his life with him in mind throughout the rest of his days at the job.
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The officer screamed, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN NOW GO OR I'LL FIX MY BAYONET ON YOU! The officer repeated his order. They tried but with one problem. The bayonets were actually broken.
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sure and little consideration of my slaves- err... owners and eating quality food for free and taunting the dogs. Best of all, I got to take lots of naps. Life is good.
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it crashed on the shore. People were screaming as hundreds were dragged away in the water and countless buildings were destroyed. As I nearly got hit by an umbrella, I saw Grandma.
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Well, looks like it's time for revenge. As I grab my torpedoes and get ready to launch it at you and your family, why don't you say some prayers cause you know, you NEED THEM. Oh,
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up my-" What are you doing now? Oh, you're grabbing a hammer, what are you gonna do with it, hit me or- Oh, what.... What are you- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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all the way to my rambling about tow truck accidents. Derek was looking like he was beyond bored. So I brought him to his bed, and he woke up. He was still tired, so I went
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ght have been in Egypt. She went there to find those druids in where she most expected: The federal prison. Looking at the pyramid-shaped cells, she found a lot of
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that you are alright. I believed that too before I lost my footing in the middle of the sidewalk, fell on the road and got hit by a truck. Once again I went to the counselor after
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As the pouring continued, I wondered when it would stop. The dressing was flooding the bowl, and I was getting impatient. They told me to stop only when the dressing almost