Finished Folds (21—30)
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1I could have been a legend, surpassing even my greatest mentors. Instead I became a recluse and now sit here in this
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2well and then call macgruber.
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2the floor. The room smelled like chicken wings and vomit. And if that wasn't enough, a naked midget then proceeded to
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2hard, tasting my own blood, and looked at the man in the mask. Then I vomited.
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3was there, documenting my every move via tweet and facebook. I swear I'll get her back when
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2The doorbell rang and it was Frank. He was late as usual but I was too tired to comment.
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4Humpty was good in bed. Years of ridicule have clearly fueled his need to please.
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3I know the beavers love that shit, but what the hell am I supposed to do?
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3. A moment later a woman from across the room approached me. Her amish garb was drab, but her eyes read something else. She started speaking and
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2a relationship with a man who claims to be "into" murder. I guess the only thing left to do now is