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dragon about to murder his whole family. The Dog didn't know how to comprehend this, he was a dog. Beelzebub knew very well what it meant, though. It was over. The MLP Marathon... -
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What an idiot. I give him one simple job and he fucks it up. How could he get the two wrong? We're in a fucking drug war right now and he gives me some shit from his garden?!
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if it is imported from the Bolivia, even though they do not specialize in the wondrous spread he so adored. Garbanzo would also eat Garbanzo beans with his hummus, for taste...
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his five pound sword, hoping that the tuous or whatever clowns wouldn't hurt him. But as he turned that corner, the clowns pepper-sprayed him and Timmy fell to the ground, eyes
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e with a feather duster. I'd laugh from the intense tickling and Dr. Adams would scold me for moving around. He then strapped me to the table and finished his job like that.
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It could have just stopped there but then God burped, and we can all imagine what appears when God burps. If celebrities come out of His farts then
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well, sleep. He woke up to find himself in a cellar, wrapped up in chains. A giant hole opened beneath him and he plummeted down, down, down until landing on
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I'm somewhat illiterate. I know that reading's supposed to be 'fun' but I just can't read. So I went to the library to find Hooked-on-Phonics to help me out. Unfortunately,
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dog. He thought that he could ride his behemoth of a dog but he decided not to. He had to find an easier way to get out of Sacramento.
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I changed the channel. Religion radio shows just want you money anyway. I found an 80s Rock n' Roll channel and took a lighter and some cigarettes. But then, the cig turned into a
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just for that reason. He sighed and slumped in his chair. He knew that if he didn't doodle anything on that napkin, his boss would kill him, which would suck. He took out his pen
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. She rolled her eyes. "Of course I did, you idiot," I finally found the Axe and sprayed on some deodorant. This just got awkward."...Did you get that gun at Walmart?" Silence.
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, the infamous vegetable killer, Saika is back. It was said that Saika, the weapon the driver was carrying, could posses people with its demonic energy. Potatoes went first, then
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I swear to God, that Tickle-Me Elmo was staring into my soul. He looked at me with his fake, plastic eyes and his mouth open wide. "I'm not ticklish," He kept saying.
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Her clothes were soaked through and her skin was caked in blood. She had no idea how long she was in this pit, but she knew that she wouldn't last much longer with the conditions
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There was this website where you typed in someone's name and they would be sent to Hell shortly after. It was called the Hell Correspondence. Everyone said it was just a joke but
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awesomeness. The rabbit twitched at its final moment of life and the hawk began to rip off the red meat off the body. But the hawk would have never of thought to have been infected
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Monkeys don't wear shoes, how could I've been so stupid? The half-monkey sneered at me and took my cell phone. He sniffed it and decided it was useless. There goes my escape route.
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his priest, Father Walrus (who was actually a walrus) told him to venture on to find the true meaning of life. And so begins the odessey of the man who walked the earth with a fish
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I cried to my cat, who just stared at me with a glare. I sighed and slumped back into my seat. "At least it's not as bad as that train's name: The Flying Pussyfoot." I chuckled.