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They smell of fresh juice, and light mint. It is like a refreshing glass of lemonade. But the old ones, they smell like -
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Apparently, ignoring me didn't apply to when I was doing something they could use to shame me. They stared at me and then whispered... "Ugh... ew..." and so I stopped being weird. -
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fell over dead. -
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shouted at me. She said, "Get ME OUT YOU STUPID LOONY 21st CENTURY PERSON. THANKS FOR GETTING ME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!" -
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. After that, I told him he desperately needed to go on Weight Watchers... so he -
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stars in the newest movie, Bob Sintaz's Mustache. And the Mustache Man, and Muno Macho Mustache Man... -
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three seconds I'll have decided what I want. I want that pizza, and a coke or pepsi... what do you think? COKE OR PEPSI... oh and that steak sandwich... but COKE OR PEPSI??? -
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I responded "Um... first of all... what the heck???? I mean, this is out of the blue and is kind of surprising..." Get away freak!!! I thought... and he -
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burgers may cause a person severe indigestion and different types of kidney problems. Your liver and intestines would probably explode within a week. So, I -
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the real question. I mean, robbing a wealthy bank in any rich area would work. Except that they have too much security. We could just sell small erasers and maybe get enough... or -
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what "people at John Hopkins have." Because of his egoisicm, he was -
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insisted on correcting every creature anywhere, that their inches and cups, etc. were stupid. -
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I was roadkill to the very end... literally..." He then took a deep breath, muttered "One does not simple pop in on the road king..." and transformed into a -
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was a birds nest. It was tangled, and full of grime, drool, sweat, and who knows what else!!! Her crimes had driven her mad... she -
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million year old grandfather would have done it." He pulled his chisel out of the pile of banana peels on the floor, and offered me a -
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.. and said "I really have NO CLUE WHATSOEVER WHAT THIS ENTIRE SITUATION IS ABOUT!!! I JUST HAD A 'SENIOR MOMENT'!!!" and then he -
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just can't seem to understand that people like eating real ORGANIC food... and not scraps left behind after the butchering... She went up to the lady at the counter and -
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right away. He was so sure of this that he shouted and demanded. He yelled at the young assistant, who finally gave him what he wanted for a "discounted" price. Everyone's happy. -
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I stuck my hand in my pocket and quickly sorted through the lint balls and fuzz. I found the small metal bar I had been given for my 15th birthday. It was used to -
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He couldn't face them with what he had done. His mysterious absency brought up questions.