Finished Folds (21—40)
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4It was Christmas Eve. She was lying in bed next to him, excitedly talking about hot cocoa and gingerbread. He listened...and then burst into tears. "What's wrong?" she asked. He
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4on and was suddenly struck by an epiphany! It was a large epiphany, heavy and blunt, certainly enough to cave an ordinary human's skull in. Fortunately for me, I had just become
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2want to live, you'll do exactly as I tell you." Ana suddenly felt something sharp and cold slide into her back, rupturing her spinal column. A numbness washed over her, and she
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5off. Almost immediately the girls were set upon by a horde of rabid jackals! They screamed and pounded on the door, begging for Sister Christian to help, but what they didn't know
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6those long nights spent walking hand in hand along the riviera, the stars burning above, the wind caressing at her hair, and the dead calves rotting in the moonlight. Stacey smiled
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5sought for a way out. Then she suddenly slammed her hands down on the table and yelled. "Repeat it in red! Strawberry Shortcake is under 18! You can't, can you? This is checkmate!"
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5in LA, things of that nature happen all the time. What they would find shocking, however, was the fact he was referring to the stallion's genitalia, rather than a fight between
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5cord suddenly transformed into a gigantic, slimy tentacle. Panicking, I tried to remove it, only to have it wrap tightly around my body, burning through my clothes and sinking into
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1Unbidden, I snarled, my legs carrying me to the front door, drawn by the smell and sound of blood rushing through all those fleshy bodies. I felt myself drool as I reached out
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6Charles was poised, ready to strike. Assembled before him were bottles of ink, calligraphy pens, and even a quill or two. Sheets of paper lined the desk. It was finally time to
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3I could think about was how I really should have called her first before trying something as drastic as setting myself on fire to get my shoelaces untied from one another. "I know
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7Unfortunately, while I had the memories of a lavasurfer, I didn't have the body or experience of one. This was something of a fatal oversight on the surgeon's part, as the next day
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3to stash my tarot cards, just knowing he would come after them in an act of vengeance. I spied a small wooden hut with a rosebush just a little to the left. Quickly, I decided to
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1smiling at the hulking, many limbed creature manning the cash register. It did not appear to acknowledge her, merely flicking through a book entitled "Tentacle Rape - For Dummies".
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6applying large amounts of cortisone to the afflicted area, which didn't really do much except cause an intense allergic reaction. Boy, the NHS really did suck.
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8knives, tasers, cheese wire, broccoli, fishsticks and sediment flavored sediment. The point was, however, that I made it as slow as possible, taking hours to carefully slice
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2gallbladder just wouldn't stay down. I was vaguely aware of the floor coming up to support me as rays of moonlight danced the Charleston across my field of vision. I hate clowns.
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2them. It's kind of like a an itching sensation spreads into your arm, and you're actually aware of it almost melting into a pile of gelatinous goo. Then you feel hot and start to
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4when the Sunshine Valley Nursing Home offered their zimmer frames in the hopes we would spare them. And, as you know, offering a zimmer frame is the highest form of insult.
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6which was why Billy was struck with his latest business venture idea. After all, how hard could it be to cut a hole in the back of a pair of pants? The answer was a simple one: