Finished Folds (321—340)
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4these weren't his balls at all. His didn't sparkle with blue and green lights, at least not that he could recall. Still, they felt good, so he continued
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3Jerry measured time by the stack of unread Newsweeks in the corner. He regretted buying that lifetime subscription almost as much as Jane's attempt at
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3It was past noon and he had accomplished exactly nothing. While there was nothing to do, the fact that he was doing nothing disturbed him. When the doorbell range, he felt
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2and, as dispassionately as ever, said "I know what you and Darth were up to in there." I twisted away before he could try a nerve pinch and headed for the bar. "Bring me a
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3middle of the street, flash her boobs, and dance away to the sound of buses crashing. In fact, she often hinted that
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6listen to those 80's hair bands, dancing naked and playing air guitar to "Johnny and the Rusty Trombones". God had no place here. This was the time of
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2It may be that we are behind the success of such shows as CSI: Oslo. I don't know. But I have my regrets. We could have saved the herring.
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4lucky and have a date, I'll bring out some sour cream. It's never happened, but it might. Yes, it might. I know exactly what she'll look like. Her hair will be the color of
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0Pella is known for two things, windows and tulips. There's a metaphor somewhere in that. Jim considered that as he
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0Yogi felt the Ranger's hand on the back of his neck, a quick and gentle caress, then withdrawn. He turned away from the hookah and slowly removed the Ranger's hat, his only
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2back of the beer cooler as he pulled a roll of 100's from his pocket. "Lady patties." His voice could scare sharks. The manager opened a small crate and
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2with a backstage pass. She had time to decide. The first song had been playing for only 40 minutes. Turning to her daugher/sister, she said
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2with a little catnip and rum, set in front of the clouded mirror on the night of the new moon. They hid behind the drapes and settled in to wait for
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0The kids laughed at "TIT", not that I misspelled the word. That realization only compounded my failure in as a teacher of "Language Arts." The PTA president
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5It's a good feeling to close off a story before the fold is done, leaving the next guy without a pot to piss in. And he'd done it again! Sweet.
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5poor cousin of the Grand Ayatollah; his third wife. There might be an upside, but Little Jerry was having a hard time seeing it. Of course, if he could reincarnate once,
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1as young, smooth, and blond as a debutante, and twice as good in a gown. He adjusted the spaghetti straps, put on his pumps, and made his way to the staircase. His smile
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4a thigh bone and maybe a skull. This was not gong well, not what he had expected when he signed up for "chefs without borders" last May. And sherpas in the jungle? WTF? He left
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6of a shattered Cyberman. K-9 covered my retreat to the dimensional gateway that would take me out of this TV universe, back to my La-z-boy in Cleveland. Unfortunately,
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5organ meats that his grandmother had. She cooked with brilliance. He could still taste her braised lung with kidneys. Kids today, she'd have said, don't know what's good. Still,