0 Folds
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2
People stared at Risky Raccoon confused. They couldn't understand how a raccoon had joined a gang and been tattooed prison. They also disliked the chef's surprise. -
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Mr. Lotion. I always hated my name. Why was my family name a self-fulfilling prophesy?! WHY WAS I DOOMED TO WORL WITH LOTIONS?!!! I HATE LOTION!!!!! -
2
The fondue. He had a memory of fondue. Chocolate fondue. All of a sudden, he realized that it was all just a bad acid trip. Slowly disintegrating to rainbow, dancing unicorns. -
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The work was hard, but the gulags would have been harder. Anyway, I always liked working with people. But I will never know what happened to the penguins. -
4
The landlady was desperate for someone to move in. The secrets held within that flat made it harder to unload than giving a moldy athlete's sock to the queen.