Finished Folds (21—40)
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6throne to the retirement home. "BLAZES!" Grylis screamed! "My father is a pira slayer, not an old man!" The family shook their heads; they knew Papa Grylis' slaying days were over.
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2I sighed. "Well", I managed to recite between cuss words, pissed about the broken skis, "Might as well continue the hunt." I turned and pumped a shell into the friendly man. His
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6horses, having heard of this gypsy fiasco, REVOLTED! Many a neigh was heard across those roaming hills, and the townsfolk realized all they ever wanted was now gone..damn gypsies.
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3not unlike a mucus from ones nose on a particularly moist day. My giggles ended and I dropped the pan. It hit the compost bin with a "SPLOSH" I'll never forget. It was over. I won.
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3his sinus infection. You are probably thinking what I am - Why is the Giga-Cat getting a check-up at a time like this? Nonetheless, I used my time wisely, and quickly bolted out to
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3was cold, stale, and lamentable at best. I have since retired, but not without one last beckon; Much like her soup, Gertrude laid lifelessly on the floor, my knife in her chest.
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3high time I got this girl out of my bed before my wife came home. "Wake up!" I hollered, apishly I'll admit, but when I looked down, I realized she was dead. It mustve been because
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4Suddenly, and nobody is sure exactly when, Willy socked the waiter in the face for looking at him the wrong way. It was at this moment the war started to unfold. Willy screamed
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2no, and (4) I will serve satan until the end of time. The P.I looked at me, his eyebrows arched. He knew I'd make a great cop. He gave me a gun, and on that day, I became a man.
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3"Hobbes", Calvin stupidly slurred, "The what's the bottom of the pit at?" Hobbes was obviously nervous about this question - He hoped Calvin hadn't seen the bodies. Hobbes tried to
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6regarded as being one of the leading Socialist partnerships movements in world history. An elite squadron of soldiers under their reign, Cheech and Chong ruled half the world, and
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6was getting obviously pissed, and was all like, "C'mon peckerface! Let's go!" Finally, they were on the road. Teddy sort of confused everyone when he pulled out his gun. "I'm gonna
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3spark up their joints and listen to Echoes, and totally have their minds blown. The police, however, were soon to show up, confused and slightly mad, as any policeman would be.
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7who was walking in no particular direction. When the CIAmobiles showed up, Superman let out a scoff and said something like, "The fuck are you guys?" And just sort of killed them.
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1former roommate Greg in rearranging his book collection. It might have been when he skimmed along the binding of F Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby when Greg turned and said,
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2Her dad burst in, roaring with laughter. "She was like a frog", he rustled out of his beard, "Kept hoppin', no stoppin'." His laughter sounded like a dying house pet. Afterwards,
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3teeth, she'd usually just pound a bottle of Whiskey and start whistlin dixie. She was a cold woman; her icy heart could freeze even the most firey egos, mine being quite steamy. My
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3No, you need the entire PIG. And that's exactly what we did - we went down to Mr. O'Malley's Farmhouse and rounded up his swine, throwing them at buildings like meat footballs. The
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45 foot 9, and he was a real dick. I don't know how he got a job as a doctor, and he kept popping pills. I soon said "fuck this noise" and swaggered off. And I didn't PAY, neither.
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2a Mary Kate and Ashley book my niece left in my car, and my balls sank up inside of my torso. I knew I was ready to kill. I took a hold of my trusted machete “Ol Reliable“ and went