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then nobody showed up, all too afraid. The clown was now sad. He didn't want to be scary, he didn't want people to think he was a murderer, he wanted to make them happy! He wanted -
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capture it in the ice cooler... Only a couple more steps. The ice monster followed me, the dumb thing. Then suddenly, out of nowhere,
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indoctrination by the government. I'm not supposed to know this, they brainwashed me, but somehow I still remembered. Oh well, I could fight like a badass, and I loved it. I also
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he hated having to kill children ans steal their youth for him to stop ageing. The wizard sobbed, but he got over it. Over time, he will get used to it, he tried to convince himse
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would finally bloom and unfold its secrets. After a bit of waiting, nothing happened, so he turned his back.
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Rome. They were legendary, and to top it off there were only five of these in the entire world. So I packed my bag, put on my shoes, said my family goodbye, and
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floated around in the sky, up and up we went, finally able to breathe. It was so peaceful and quiet and we could feel our troubles flow out of our bodies, mixing with the clouds.
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private island. It was a great life. Hot girls wherever she went, no males at all. She had sex with every single one of them. Yes, living like a millionaire was amazing... right?
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the ship and leave this awful place. The plan worked and he was on the boat, thinking he was safe from the creatures huntinf him. But the sun hadn't risen yet
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body could eat a non-safe pop tart and then keep on living. Nobody. And so I basted every thirty minutes, occasionally petting the dog.
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so she offered to help the giant terrifying beast by giving him actual eyes through difficult medical procedures. The monster, however, called Stelle a nerd,
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Literally. The music is so beautiful that the bystanders can't handle it, and violently rip their eyeballs out of their sockets, throwing them at us.
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every inch of it with an iron fist. Not a spec of dust in her empire dared disobey Great Emmy. But mass-producing small pranking objects became dull.
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Yeah, it kind of is. I mean, a hair-dryer blowing a hot air balloon into an active volcano? That is, like, the perfect recipe for doom. And so, the end was, in fact, near.
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The not-very-intelligent Russian guy did as he was told, and pointed the gun at a bystander that was more his own size.
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Come gather round, and warm yourselves. Bring what you are supposed to bring.
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ey not like him? Why? He had enough of it. Nobody loved him. There was no point in living. He called his mom. said goodbye, and closed his eyes.
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every little thing the actors did, and he was really getting on everybody's nerves. Sure, the ghost could float around on set rattling things, but his voice was so /annoying/.
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now, would we?" "No sir." the doormans hard eyes were focused on intensely staring into the distance, silently begging me to stop talking. "So how's the family?" I asked.
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"Well..." she she said, slowly, "no. There is no room for you here." I blinked in shock. My dream... crushed by this heartless woman.