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  Transplant surgery is a curious thing. Ever since I got that Chinese man's tongue after my regrettable karaoke accident, I have been able to speak nothing but Mandarin. Luckily,

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  had remembered to pack his getaway suitcase with shorts and Hawaiian shirts, but, upon his arrival, was horrified to open a bag full of woolen scarves and parkas!

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  "Take me to Browntown, Jeff. Take me all the way!"

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