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Maybe it was because I had accidentally splattered 50 cans of tomato paste on my thigh. Don't judge. -
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but I like you better. Want to go out on a date sometime? I bought some Old Spice just for you..."
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depths of your mother's face as her wrinkles twisted in an expression of madness.
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Fortunately, her uncle was at home, along with the rest of her close family, which cared for her on a day-to-day basis by helping her eat her mother's delicious meals and
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reading slow children's fairy tales, such as the big baaaa wuuuuuf and reeee riidsglbllg hood, as they drool onto me. Oh, I love drool, especially when