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She looked down at her father's grave. She had tears in her eyes. A frown that could make the devil cry riddled her face. She broke down and wept, saying -
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Mary was drinking a soda when two Federal Agents arrested her in public! "Mary Anne Jones" said the blonde one "You're under arrest for the manufacturing and selling of -
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The fish then hopped out of the water, and then they all let out blood-curdling screams in front of the children. -
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Her coffee with salt. Disgusted, she started a campaign for the UN to make putting salt in coffee a war crime. A UN official then told her that -
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for tonight" I got mad. I took out my switchblade and charged at the man in blind fury -
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Plant sunflowers on my lawn. Then one of the rich kids broke into my house, trying to steal my most prized possession! My old copy of "Super Mario 64"! -
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"I'm trying to find my book!" he finally found it. He retrieved the book. The cover said "Communist Manifesto-Gold edition" he then proceeded to -
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Ultimately, his parents shoved him into a box and shipped him to Sweden. There he discovered -
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Until the most popular girl at school made a Piranha plant cake