146 Folds
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- No, this would not do - she thought, hands flailing. She leaned in and uprighted her pitch. Aerodynamically, she was a brick. But belief helped raise her -
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“Our audio appendages! They burn!” They rushed back to their mothership and flew away. Thus, K-Pop fandom, once again, saved the earth.
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I courted her by paddling out in a glass bottom boat. I would give her fruit from the island and she would reciprocate with conch shells. Last night, a storm raged. My mermaid was
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, Dictators! Please! Banana or Kumquat Republic, whichever. Can’t we just get along? (The dictators slouched in their folding chairs.) Group hug okay? Same time next week.
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The horse looked down at the headless summoner. Nameless, the nightmare left the salted circle and floated to the backyard. A little girl waved as he approached. Nice Pony!
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creep into their kitchen at night, and switch the salad forks with the dinner forks! Next, I would drink a cup of milk, and replace it with water! You couldn’t hold back my plans
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Anyway, they talked into the late hours and she realized the waiter hadn’t brought the check. He realized the lights were off. They realized the door was locked...
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"...and that's the reason I was so late to this date, are you going to eat that?" He said scooting in his chair. She stumbled back, dragging the table cloth in her haste, "Um..."
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d out and splashed some olive green on the fresh canvas. The paints dribbled to the floor. "Tuuuuessssdaaaaay." he mumbled as he slowly spread dabs of ocher.
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jet packs, trans-continental pneumatic tubes, self-aware robots and tasty American cheese. However, generations later the era devolved into "The Big Whoop-di-doo," an era of
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rted say it looked more like a belt sander before the Master-Chef pressed the button. Vegetable slices skipped across the prep surface and flung across the kitchen. "TURN IT OFF!"
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A burst of feedback, a flash of lightning. The tubes on the shortwave hummed to life. We’ve got your coordinates... but you’re coming in faint. Tell us the date so we can get a fix
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They formed a conglomerate called Trinity Inc. and sold bluetooth-enabled iCrosses. Eventually, everone had their own personal Jesus.
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strip mall of its former self. Where once were heavenly hosts and Seraphim, now were Nail Salons and Insurance Agencies. God resorted to rent-a-cops for the Pearly Gates.
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If I were a turtle, I'd peek out at the whole world and then creep deeper into my shell.
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. I could've told you the stove was hot, but you always have to touch it yourself. Now you howl when the moon is full. Serves you right for making fun of that gypsy.
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The bully's fist increased momentem as it missed it's intended target and met with the resilience of a brick wall. Sugarpie Honeybunch decided this would be a good time to vamoose.
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doing?" "Um.. improvising?" The director backed Jimmy into a wall. "I don't know what Julliard you fell out of but no more method acting, kapeesh?" Jimmy dropped the bloody knife.
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What the heck, I thought to myself. I have a smart thermostat, a smart phone, why not a smart toaster? With a hot glue gun and some ram chips, I went to work.
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adventurer: Wil you offer the unpetrified maiden discount BOGO at the salad bar? or will you persue your lone path in Vegan Voodoo? Choose!