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Grandpa's newest invention was "Water proof coveralls" . The neat part was watching them fill up like a balloon every time Grandpa farted. Then his beard would fluff up when the -
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Being scared roused my inner beast. Being excited roused my inner teenage child. They started to argue and I had to step in and slap them down before my patience slipped and
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Hungry ! who gives a shit if your hungry. Operation Hobo Fabulous's purpose is to make you people look more presentable. This city is tired of your ugly asses so we'll clean you up
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Doc. Sleazy. Breezy. squeezy and wheezy started their own mining operation. They were a sick bunch of misfits and progress was slow. Doc was busy tending the others so little was
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handbook of improvised munitions and love potions. I was never sure if I was supposed to ignite the concoctions or feed them to my girl friend and her mood swings were out of sight
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But when you think about it perverse is better than perverted; or is it? A feather can be a pleasure but the whole chicken in perverted.
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Can I see it she asked? So I took it out and proudly displayed it! Its so big and hard she said. I just smiled. May I touch she asked? Gently I said. Wow a petrified Dino Bugger
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with bone plates forming what can only be described a a Toto around it's waist. This proved that the chimera's had developed Ballet dancing first. They must have been extreamly
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and asked where did you get the wisdom to use leather suspenders to hold your socks up? Cool looking but if you sit down and cross your legs everything gets tangled up; even your
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Poodle puddles and piles were considered hazardous waste until wall street figured out how to get people to invest in Poodle futures. Now Poodle piles and puddles are popular picks
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It's the night before Christmas and all trough the house Granny farts tweet like the tinniest mouse. Granny waddles along on her way nowhere she lost glasses and can't find her
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All I want for Christmas is his two front teeth cause the bastard stole my girl again. She said she really loved so I took her back again. Now he's gone and stole her again
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God this smelly Santa disgusting! The mothball odor from the fake suit, Gin fumes escaping from under the kinky cotton beard and the quick rise off his suit from a huge fart
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December in Afghanistan again! Join the national Guard after all Bush crapped out of going to Viet Nam by joining them; they always stay in the states. Yeah smart ass, and next
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direction please pull me out of this hypnotic regression! The Doctor just laughed and coaxed him deeper and deeper. Now the reader felt sleepy. YOU ARE GETTING MORE RELAXED! SLEEP!
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be damned if he would quit sucking up this sweet nectar; then the defective catalytic converter belched and fire came shooting out of the tail pipe burning his lips scorching his
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were distracted by the giant lollipops. This allowed the sentient robot Au Pairs to rock the weather controlling Toddlers to sleep and the Storms abated. The tsunamis stopped
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Naw! No way did W.W.J.D. mean Which Whore jerked Davy. I was just too envious of Davy the bully had picked on me all my life. Maybe it meant Whipping Whelts Jumbled on Davy. Nope
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by boiling her flesh down to a viscous gel and baking her bones till they easily turned to powder. Then I flushed the gel and powder down the toilet . One bowl full at a time. Ha!
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to the closet door. I was coming out of that closet fighting. Spousal abuse was about to get redefined. When I was done with him he would be permanently meek or minus his manhood.