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Captain Picard was reviewing some reports when his door beeped. "Come in," he said without looking up. Counselor Troi stepped in. She looked ravishing in a deep purple gown. Picard -
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he turned on the T.V to watch the news. There was Wanda Sykes, standing on the ledge of the Empire State building in a Wonder Woman costume. "Oh well," he sighed. Back to the
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weapon. "Commander Worf!" shouted Captain Picard in his commanding, paternal tone. "Unhand counselor Troi at once!" Poor Wesley lay curled on the floor, weeping bitterly. Worf then
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the roof of the bakery, I could see the balloons descending, silently, upon the park. There was little I could do from here. Quickly, I
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emerged from the keytar surrounded by an intimidating cloud of smoke, thunder and sparks. "You dare disturb my slumber??" Rumbled the imposing genie. He reached down and...
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I ran outside to vomit, and promptly swore to be a vegetarian and to support PETA in any way I could. After retching and making these life altering decisions, I went...
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The Borg grabbed it before he could. Everyone was stunned. It was unlike borgs to act on their own accord like this. "Listen to me," it said, "I want you to..."
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The customer snarled. "Just give me your hat and I'll leave." Inez looked at him puzzled. "Excuse me?" She asked. "Your hat!" said the man. He looked deranged with his messy hair..
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Julius cursed himself for buying this lotion that claimed to make the wearer irresistible to women. "Pheromax" it was called. But now he was in a fix, and late for his hot date.
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Anabelle petted the soft mane of the unicorn that stood before her. She hadn't seen it ever since she was a child, but it had returned. Though for what reason, she wasn't sure.