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"Ok, please just calm down. Let's be reasonable here." -
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It wasn't supposed to be like this, this couldn't be the way he died. She slumped to the floor and tweeted what happened before calling the police.
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He ate a handful of the beans raw. Then he punched his hand in the air delighting in the bitter taste. He considered doing something particularly unsavory, it might just work.
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winked, strolling over on its powerful bovine legs. It made a series of indecorous noises and stared at the others. The moment stretched for several hours, the ox growing nervous
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It turned out he was. The next day he was kicked out from his apartment by his roommate, Jeeves. He roamed the streets, looking for an answer to the conundrum that was his larynx.
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3
and I'm gay' She sighed in disappointment at the revelation, eyeing his tremendous muscles.
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'This' the masked man said with poise 'is the most miserable thing I have ever seen and I happen to be immortal.' He threw it in the fireplace and sipped his sherry.
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A cigar magically appeared between her fingers, one should never do this without some form of relaxation.
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Life was just too dull for him to continue in this manner. He marched from his room, a stern face discouraging anyone from protesting his choice. It was definitely time.
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5
He rolled, bursting from the burning house at an unadvisable speed. A unfortunately placed stone connected with his foot and he flew forward skidding across the dirt with a crunch.
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She was small, almost pixie like, but pixies were not creatures of fire. perhaps a cross breed. He stared ahead blankly. After a time he made his decision, he would....
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He swore furiously, thinking of what he could do. His memory failed him, so he looked around for a weapon he could use.