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of the United States. He awoke to realize that he was caught. They had found him. Apparently the lady he picked up on a street corner last night stole his money this morning and -
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It was happening. It was finally happening.I was shaking with fear as I realized that it was going to be all over.It was unfair that I was here to see it happen. What happened was,
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As the water from the rain poured into the sewer, a man climbed down a manhole completely smashed from tequila and vodka. Due to his drunken state, he did not realize that he was
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of angry elephants anyways?", I pondered for I was watching Dumbo on the soul stealing channel called Disney Channel.After I finished my drink. I decided to go on ebay and look for
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run around like a hungry monkey without his banana. At least I wasn't throwing poop like normal monkeys would or groom someone for a snack.Anyways, after my daily exercise I
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Once upon a time, there lived a knight of a small kingdom far far awayOne day the brave knight went to a tavern and got drunk. Then he met a wizard who sent him on a quest for the
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so she went to a farm and bought herself three cows, but not just any cows. She bought herself a normal cow, a chocolate cow,and a pink cow because