Finished Folds (21—40)
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2n attached, because where was the fun in raising the dead without getting a sweet bargain in the process? Hastily leaving the store, the thief began flipping through the Necromicon
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5the case out almost instantly. Noses, after all, were protected under the Facial Protrusions Act, a fact that the clowns must have known. Regardless, my nose was now a threat
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3. Replace child with body double. See how long it takes until the wife notices.
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5Catlike, I landed on my feet and turned to charge my opponent again. The sun reflecting off his bald head momentarily blinded me, and I staggered forward drunkenly
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5God rest ye merry Sausagemen / let cheese now flow your way / Remember Pork our saviour / was carved this blessed day
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3d unanswered prayers was the blackness that filled his heart. Filled with pity, the Monks led him to a quiet chamber to meditate alone, quietly locking the door on their way out
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3His eyes wandered, taking in the boarded-up windows and missing bricks, until something unusual caught his gaze. There!
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3As I got in my car, I saw her watching me through the curtains. Our eyes locked, and my hand trembled over the shifter. Then her eyes started glowing, and I snapped into action
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2large swaths of the base. Stumbling forward with grim purpose, the Shambly Man kept up his ocular assault, lasers flashing in the dark. Starbase 12 was in ruins, and there was only
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4and they had turned up huge leads. "This is it boys!" Det. Manatee exclaimed. "We've got that briney boy now!" Tires squealing, the squad car tore away from the station
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5My powerful riposte made the professor stumble back a few paces, and I used the opening to get in one more blow: "I hope you like the sound of success, because it'll all be mine"
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5they were possessed. The dolls started shaking violently, wisps of smoke trailing from their hands. Rachel backed away, hands searching desperately for a weapon
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5I quickly dug out my smartphone to begin recording, but the aliens snatched it from my hands, chattering excitedly. "Samsung! SAMSUNG! The lost relic is found! We're all saved!"
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5Dark fell quickly on the river. With no good shelter in sight we decided to sleep on the bank, with a rotating watch. All was quiet. All were asleep. Then, a rustle! An alligator
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8worked in the Volcano Research and Development Department, the best way to remove ash stains. She raised an eyebrow. "The house better not be a mess when I get home."
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6, yet a little on the moist side. Next, she pointed to a loaf of bread and demanded to know my secret. Eyes flashing in the dim light, I drew my ritual knife
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4After studying for months, he gained enough skill to speak with the foliage of the world. Returning to the wise tree, he finally heard its voice: "GET OFF MY LAWN WHIPPERSNAPPER"
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4"You peel! Now!" He shook the banana in my face, growing more agitated. "Okay! Alright!" I took the fruit, still a little green, and dug my fingernail into the peel. He leaned in
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3The powerful potion would solve everything, if only she could keep quiet. CRASH! Slipping from her fingers, the bottle crashed onto the hardwood floor, sending glass everywhere
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6couldn't keep up with their wild pace. He frantically applied more duct tape, but even the adhesive of the Gods was powerless to fix the wings. "Hold on, gang! We're going down!"