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even seen. Little did the TSA guard know, my genitals weren't exactly... human.. unless you call tentacles human. But, this TSA guard -
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But sadly, she was our pet hobo. all she does is eat sleep, and kill the neighbors. This was just a small flaw in her otherwise flawless self. Well, there's also
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"You seem to be harboring an illegal lobster in your womb." My shock must have been apparent on my face, for my husband clutched my hand, trying to
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One of the rabbits did speak. "Dark side? What's that?" He sucked on his foamy pop, and commanded the rabbits to cook the girl into their rather large cake. What a strange death.
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Yet that doesn't matter. As I was saying, it's Thanksgiving. That means one thing: in-laws. Oh why did I marry that
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constantly wonder when my experiment will be completed. You may be dead, yet I will return you to life. How is it that you continue to
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behind his CloneTrooper. His wife grabbed his arm, and dragged him to the kitchen. "Bitch! Make me a
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the Peruvian citizenship test was cancelled. No one wanted us killing the donkeys with the stench of our bodies. Instead, we
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gnawed on the accursed fungus. Due to his blindness, he failed. He wasn't gnawing at the fungus, or even remotely close to it. Instead, he chewed through his mute brother's arm.
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mother-in-law. The master prodded the butler, obviously wanting a sandwich. the butler attempted to make his specialty sandwich, yet failed due to
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The sky was blue, or the child thought it was. There wasn't really anything going on in his mind. the sky was blue, the lake's water was blue, his fingers were
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thunderbolt attack. But, as expected, this had failed. The underdog wasn't really a pikachu. He was just a simple parrot, dressed as a rat. The opponent could help but
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creatures walking in this hall? Where have all the humans gone? There was no possible way she could survive this school. That is, unless she found