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... oh dear, too late. He took that off! Needless to say, the sordid details of what followed is too raw for innocent eyes. But when it was all over, I posted it all on facebook, -
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noticed. It took him a while to explain the relevance of love hearts to trigonometry. It was not until many years later, though, that he finally paid the price for failing maths.
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She ran as only a sentient walking tree can. That is to say, very slowly. But her pursuers soon gave up the chase, deciding that really they didn't need her to make cheap
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at that moment, getting into a fight with the french hens, I'd have died for sure. Scrambling to my feet, I found the five gold rings in my pocket. Ah ha, these make good knuckle
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In a faraway land, it is believed that a man who takes a thousand lives becomes a terrifying demon, cursed to wander the earth for all eternity. The swordsman who wandered into the
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She make the necessary repair. Yes. This will work. She stood back, appraising her handiwork. The room was very Feng Shui. Maybe too Feng Shui, she realised belatedly, as
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But do they not say that quantity has a quality all of its own? He was but one man, while we were 2 billion, 321 million, four thousand and fifteen. How could he stop us? Well,
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through his window. Surprising, this ploy worked, for he did stop downloading porn. But he also called the police. Now, ordinarily, I'd be worried about this, but this time, I
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lfriend... Wait, what girlfriend. He looked for her, but realised that she couldn't possibly exist. Indeed, he had reasoned her out of existence. "Total reality collapse". Yes,
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too caught up in the whole thing to realise that assassination teeth were difficult to deploy. Never the less, billions of dollars were spent, and this particular set has a secret
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That summer of '89. He was striding into the dark forest with about a dozen girls, for camping and adventure, etc. Now if these girls were obese like modern ones, then he would
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pranced forward, and raised their laser swords. With scything slashes, they carved the cow up into a pile of assorted scrap metal. The crowd went wild, but he felt empty. The end.
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The what?! I looked around, at the world that had all of a sudden gone insane. I realised slowly that I had been somehow transported to a parallel universe where Mexico had
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played a quick victory tone. LEVEL UP! Okay, maybe this was rather sociopathic of me. For then it occurred to me that dad wasn't getting back up.
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realised this fast. He screamed as they grabbed him, and sucked out all his blood. The latter part is mostly supposition, because I realised then I didn't like Dwight that much,
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bloodthirsty wolves. What could possibly go wrong? Quite a lot, it turns out.
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star? He thought, and thought hard. Hard, and long, and strenuously, until at last he came to a stunning realisation. He looked down, in shock. "Bugger," he exclaimed. For it was
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they did not listen. They never listened, until it was far, far too late. The first sign came when the birds started dying. Now the birds were never very happy, being forced to