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  He huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down - resulting in the gorgeous chicken and bacon sandwich I have sat in front of

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  2011-02-16 06:39:09

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  so I had no other choice but to give them oranges and apples. The look on their faces said it all- ungrateful kids, back in my day you would have got nothing!

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  2011-01-21 08:00:01

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  slap you accross the face with a wet fish.

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  2011-01-20 03:18:05

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  dig out her old family jetpack. Off she flew to work. She didn't enjoy cleaning toilets all day, but someone had to do it! When she finally arrived...

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  2011-01-19 07:46:33

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  and there stood a 300 pound lady wearing nothing but pink fluffy slippers and a pair of washing up gloves. Drake was...

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  2011-01-19 05:30:36

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  toilet. We don't want any unexpected visiters popping out into their pants.

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  2011-01-18 08:51:03

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  swam her way accross the Atlantic ocean. Was a bit nippy! But worst case scenario would be for the bra to melt.

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