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  'members' of the insane asylum. They were very friendly to us and even bought new jackets for us to wear. I don't even have the heart to tell them that we can barely move in them.

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  However, it wasn't really a dinosaur. No, it was Neil Armstrong, coming to beat the Russians right in the

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  smash it like I smash communists. Stupid communists always stealing my bike.

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  He wanted to eat the Pickachu and he wanted to eat it now, but his trainer stopped him because

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  2011-04-21 06:52:15

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  However, as the smoke faded away, it became clear she had turned into womandog; a dog with all the powers of a woman.

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  2011-04-21 06:49:51

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  pulled out a rocket launcher and shot his wife. That'll show her who wears the pants in this relationship. However, when you look down to make sure, you release that

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  I found my flute in the backyard, but it was guarded by dinosaurs. I tried to sneak past by them, but they spotted my. I barely had any time to respond to their laser guns

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  Left Munich at 8.35 p.m. on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6.46, but train was an hour late. Buda-Pesth seems a wonderful place, from the

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  commented on how much he didn't like the song. He decided to get some chocolate milk from the kitchen.

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