Finished Folds (61—80)
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7eating record players and brokendown lawnmowers for kicks. The other Autobots warned him that this was a gateway to harder things, but Optimus Prime just wouldn't listen.
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1for Azzazle!" and of course, as he is prone to, Azzazle. Until he said his name backwards - ELZAZZA - he would reamain and confront the unmuppets for me. Unfortunately, he has a
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1do the chicken dance with both the world's shortest and tallest men, and then would take off in a lighter-than-air-balloon and tour the orient. The first one to Bang-Cock
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1The Annual Master Basting Open looked as if the seven deadly sins had been unleashed but only gluttony had decided to show up. Thomas and Sherri
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2that's what my therapist bought me all of those grapes for. I didn't crush the tiny babies, I crushed the grapes. I saw another funny thing in the Big Lebowski. The scene where
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4wasn't as good as her telekinesis when she was awake for obvious reasons so Dr. Osbourne decided to wake her up. "General!" he said. "Bring me my
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1Gaurde! I challenge you!" The chimp Bonzo, formerly known as Sadam is slapped in the face by my gloved hand. Now this is how you impress a confrence! We battle to the
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4my pet gerbil Argose was not immune to the insect bites. My former captives devoured him one bite at a time, but the real nightmare was that they made me watch the whole thing from
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3eyes and gullets, while I saved the more succlent bits for myself. My chicken "parts" was notorious in the fowl world of birds for being the Hannibal Lecter of the
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3everyone thought the we were dicks! The victors truly get to write the history. Since when is the attempted total destruction of a people a bad thing? I think God tried it once!
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2"Well you've come to the right place for that!" Jimbo of Jimbo's Signs and Sundries handed his daughter the most beautiful handprinted sign he had ever made. It read:
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3A single tear dripped down my face as a symphony of bullets ripped through those poor creatures that really only wanted love, in the end.
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3The actors were nuclear bombs and the audience was humanity. It wasn't so much a play as the apocalypse, and the encore was 83 billion years of silence.
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5and decided to make the necessary changes himself. Grey matter splattered his lab coat, as his limited expertise in neurology shaped her new persona to be one of
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4I felt disgusted. Closing my laptop, I looked out the window and lamented my voyeuristic existence. Those images were burned into my brain, leaving me no
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2get everyone's attention so that he could serenade them with a sorrowful song dedicated to Mama. He fired his weapon into the crowd so that they would notice him.
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4until he somehow came alive again, which was unlikely. Duran said "Balls! It really sucks being stuck on the wrong side of the river Styx, that Charon is a tampon!" Duran
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4father OakTree for what he did to his mother Summer Squash, but deep down inside he suspected that he was an abomination, and he never really knew how he was realted to Figaro.
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4is dead!" screamed Merry Chris' mother. Festivus had been ruined.
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4mower, he could feel Christine watching him with envy as he checked the dip stick. Christine wasn't going to let him ride that grass-fed cutting machine, no, she was going to