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he turned to his friend and said "I feel like I'm the left pussy lip and your the right one, we used to be tight until a dick got between us!" -
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after the painting tore out her eyeballs it came after me, i quickly grapped some acid and thre it on it, it dissovled and turned to dust but
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i guess putting my fingers in a pitbulls mouth would have ended with my fingers being bitten off but i was bored due to the lack of
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I had been shot, as i lied there bleeding onto the sand i caught a glimpse of the man who had shot me, it was
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horrid look on his face, "I HATE BROCCOLI!!!!!" he pickes up a carrot that landed at his feet and shoved it into his gun "dont worry it will improve your vision" he fired
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meet jack. jack is my bestes friend. my parents say he doesnt exist. but if he didnt exist then how could we have burned all those houses and
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on my disability. I havnt been able to work since i smelt that disgusting odour which came from the planet
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"please sir, i do believe you are sitting on my hand" "oh sorry old chap i didnt realise you were there, i was too busy...
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I looked into the sky and saw chuck norris flying, doing his paper round like he does every day at 3 pm, but today he had a brand new cape
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towards a black hole in the sky which so pretty i took the time before our deaths to paint a picture of it, waste of time? i think not, it saved my life
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managed to capture a kangaroo for my daughter, tigger, my life like winnie the pooh, anyway i gave her the kangaroo and
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inside the meat pie, *what the hell* i thought and scoffed them down in one gulp, this ended badly
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grabbed her ovals, he twisted them back and the woman breathed again, he had saved the woman from a severe case of
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It was a big room and the most deadliest 12 men in the world were gavered round the table "gentlemen, today we are here to discuss our revenge on
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up to the sky "damn you god, allah, buddah, sponge bob!" he got up and dusted himself off and then remembered he had to assasinate
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this is a typical story of boy meets girl, but this boy is also a girl and this girl is also a boy
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did enjoy it, he did have severe constipation later that evening which as you can imagine, HURT LIKE HELL
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at least now i knew he was gay and that i may stand a chance if i could just
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remember to bring the pop tarts?" said chris. "No I thought you did". *sigh* "well have to go back then". We all headed back but to our surprise found
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that the true path to enlightenment was to eat as much food as you could so that you then became skinny again, you would think that this cost money but hestole his food from