3 Folds
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Then what did Sonya know. I spewed the mouthful out as I realized. It splattered on the face of the gentleman across the table. That taste was so distinctive... death was coming -
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Beaches. I was tearful, yet happy and horny. Overwhelmed with emotion, I quickly smoothed one out wondering how soft red pubic hair must be.
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like I have actually done something to help humanity. I mean, kids these days
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"recalculating". She is so loud that I always end up yelling shut up in my car at her. The guy in the car next to me
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I put on my mask. I took a deep breath. I threw my body into the door and it flew open. With all my courage, I stepped
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to get some good bass bumping in my car. I know I was 50 and living in the suburbs but I knew it would get me
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go chasing after the meaning of life. Really I just drank too much, passing out in all sorts of horrid places. One time
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loved syrup. After indulging however, their beaks were stuck shut... the began going crazy, busting out the window and
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I had to pee so bad. There were people everywhere. It was a serious emergency and I had to come up with a plan. So I
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buy some antibacterial wipes for a sponge bath in the parking lot. The cop went to arrest her for public indecency. She
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her home number. She answered and when I told her who I was she told me I was way to ugly for her to talk to. Must be my
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a few teeth, but no that wasn't it. I realized that we were doomed. It was totally a fake PRADA bag!!!
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I always get the best fortune cookie fortunes. This one told me that I would
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the waxer. This should allow me to successfully appear as a smurf . My goal once I had perfected the ensemble was to
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bear the weight of the heavy tail he swore was there. Schizophrenia? So does that mean it wasn't real? The boy with the
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put it under her roommates bed hoping that it would rot and smell. She deserved it after the episode where she