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  but to revert back to my sandwich tactic. I took the ham put it on rye bread lathered it with mayonaisse and fed it to the beast. He died, I lived... The End

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  2012-11-01 13:22:31

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  I will not be seen as a coward. I have been through more than you can imagine. For example, one day when I was walking home from school, I

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  2012-11-01 13:21:05

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  I examined the haunted building. I saw that there were crazy asian people forming an alliance with germany. Their mission was to destroy Mexico and every one that

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  2011-04-11 16:50:55

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  Once upon a time, I was at my friends house. While we were their, he informed me that when he wis bored, he likes to flex his nipples. I told him

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  2011-04-11 16:49:17

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  Killed all of the custard cremes that made my mother sick. The end.

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  2011-01-11 17:14:18

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  he wet his bed that night. He then realized that it was all a dream. When he got out of bed he never thought of women the same way. And all weird in the world was gone. The End.

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  2011-01-11 16:37:59

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  Drowning deep in my sea of loathing, broken your sevant I kneel. It seems what's left of my human side is slowly changing in me.

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  2011-01-11 16:28:24

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  Once upon a time a guy bought a christmas tree at food lion and set it up in hell for satan and the demons to see. His brother bought tickets to Trans-Siberian Orchestra and while

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  2011-01-04 19:40:15

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  HE DIED IN A CRAZY CAR WRECK CAUSED BY A LLAMA WHO DID NOT LOOK BOTH WAYS BECAUSE HE IS A LAZY LLAMA AND COULD NOT GET THE STRENGTH TO TURN HIS HEAD BOTH WAYS

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  2011-01-03 15:09:46

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  My parents going at it in the middle of the night. It gave me nightmares of bunnies and chickens throwing steak at eachother becore getting punched by John McCain.

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  2011-01-03 14:57:24

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  But when he sees a cookie he just fights for it until his enemy dies of starvation. He then returns to bed to continue his fantasy.

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  2011-01-03 10:37:43

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  Yo mamas like a shotgun, one cock and she blows

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  2011-01-03 10:32:07

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  great overcame him, so he bought much camels and ate them while trying to decipher the code that left them in pools of chocolate for ten months.

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  2011-01-03 09:04:03

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  Once upon a time there were magical hippos from the grand land of Germany. Every day they would hail Mexico and rule all of the minorities from the mother land then they would

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  2011-01-03 08:53:33

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  A wild ride into the great adventure of baked beans and gravy. First we all find our best friend and we boil ourselves up so we do not rust, after that,

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  2011-01-03 08:46:36