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Those gnomes may look cute, but they are mean and disgusting creatures. Even trolls steer clear of them, especially after the Great Gnomepocalypse of 1282, when the trolls were -
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were in constant danger from gravel flying up from the tires. Several eggs had been broken this season and I decided a new nesting spot might be called for. One possibility was
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her nightdress and found that she'd been fitted with a titanium chastity belt. Even with his excellent lock-picking skills, this would be a tough one, but the reward would be
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one curve ball after another. Each was a strike and the Hatter felt quite proud of his improved throwing arm. Then, who should come sauntering up to the plate but Casey himself
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the Tracy Morgan guy and decided he just wasn't worth his time. Eddie got into his car and drove to the liquor store, where he purchased a large bad of pork rinds and
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late and you'll have to have beer with unsalted nuts. "Well, I prefer unsalted nuts," sniffed Linda. "And I really don't like beer. It's so working class." John threw the beer
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inscribed on the wall of the cave. Having joined the archaeological dig only recently, he never expected to find anything significant. Yet, he had found a fine representation of
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the onion and examined each ring, the center portion was rotten. Marta worried that this meant bad luck, but Baba Grozna said, "Don't worry, it only means that
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"I can't believe I married a loudmouth idiot who can't spell," she thought to herself. She turned toward Jim and said, "I'm pregnant and it's not yours. I'm out of here."
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braided rug for the kitchen floor. The cat immediately fell in love with this rug and curled up on top of it, refusing to move. The cat had never shown much interest in Nick, but
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found to his utter dismay that the third leg was woefully inadequate and tiny. Slot B started giggling and skipped away from him, toward another
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Helga sighed heavily as she cleaned up the aftermath of another Hollywood party. She never would have guessed that Brad Pitt was such a drooler, or that Angelina was actually a
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worst job interview ever. When asked if he was organized, he blurted, "Yes, I'm completely anal." Had he really used the word "anal" in a job interview? The interviewer blinked
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Brut aftershave. The neighbors knocked on the door to politely complain that the smell had drifted, and the whole street smelled like a 1970's singles bar. Obviously,
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and a pair of high heels, and then leaping onto his work table and breaking out into a loud rendition of "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady." But he knew that if he did, Mr. Grompers would
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pair of baggy denim overalls and a flannel shirt. She shoved her swollen feet into a pair of rubber galoshes and ran out the door, stopping only to
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way of pursing his lips and furrowing his brow when he's deep in thought. I hope we'll always be together here in