3 Folds
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2
Honestly, I don't know: why DID I let myself become a crazy cat lady? -
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Fire poured like water over my wrist, my black robes furling and unfurling as rollicking flame caressed my skin with utmost tenderness, roiling and flying towards my enemy.
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6
Tommy ran in to the kitchen "awesome mum" he exclaimed "they look great" he said smiling maliciously. "if they dissappear suddenly it wasnt me"
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5
The car fell on top of me and I smashed through the skylight, plummeting to the warehouse floor beneath me. I flexed my hand and I slowed down. The cheese had found me at last...
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1
Suddenly pinocchio jumped on me and started kicking my head, I ran over to the wall and started banging my head against it. The critter fell off and I was triumphant. I like cheese
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5
The first of the Zombiefish regiments marched to war againgst the pixies, who co-incidentally also turned out to be undead. Then, a brave hero, Slightlyhungry fought back valiantly
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7
This is me...I live in a colander in the downstairs cupboard... I like cliffs, and Bungee Jumping, but not parachutes or Bungee Cords. This can lead to some unfortunate mishaps...
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5
The recruitment officer stared at me. "A building's on fire, you have to save everyone inside. What are your preferred tactics?" I thought about it. "I like the orange ones. Why?"
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2
The ground trembled as the tree struck the leaf-mould covered ground. The tarmac beneath split exposing white tree shoots deprived of life. I lept to the floor and struggled up...