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the door, knowing she had well gotten away with her devious crime. She knows that thanks to the loophole of the laws, she'll be able to get away with it. It was just... grand. -
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When you're rife with devastation, there's a simple explanation. You're a toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball. And whichever way he tilts it,
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Usually, this was the part where my true, pueplw form of a Gnunu12-ian is briefly revealed to her as a bolt of electricity encircles my body, but still, we locked our lips intimate
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joking. We both looked at each other and smiled. It was great to be back from Hong Kong. I missed his good ol' American humor waaaaay too much.
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People wondered, was this what the two world wars were fought for? So that another could rise again? Perhaps, learned the nihilist, that humans were born to fight each other.
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"it's Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Aalbert!" said Faat Aalbert. What a day!
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in the highest means of pretense, like postmodern art before postmodern art. Those stone piles, though extricably planned, were nothing but a sham created by youths of prehistory.
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"I'm sorry, Johnny, but upgradeable aliens are just not that interesting a game concept to us. You see, we here at Cave Gaming Co, also known as Cavemen, find the idea... boring."
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But, greedy as the humans were, the magnet overlords began a mass-callback of the robots' free will, in spite of Mr. Roboto's protests. It was a sad day for the sentient machinery.
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he was a different sort of person. Brave, resourceful, extremely tactically fit and just a little bit cocky. He's like the American spirit, if it had Japanese tentacles for limbs.
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So the giant hand ended up shoving the smoothie down my throat, straight from the blender. It wasn't pleasant, but because of it, that's how I got a pet Dashie pony for Christmas.
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As the lion roared a mighty roar and filled the burglar's butthole with his love, I took out a video camera and started narrating out loud the entirety of "The Hyaenic Copulation".
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"I think," they said, "this is by far the most hilarious stuff we've seen on the site!" "But Denny, aren't all FoldingStories that way?" And then, they all laughed heartily.
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But Sandy and him had forgotten the rest of the lyrics to this song. Time flies when you're having fun playing with handcuffs, but sometimes, a little blood is lost to the brain.
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from eating all those Frikadelles, and the moment my bottom started trumpeting up, the disgusted judges redacted my coronation. I guess Germans weren't fond of flatulent 'kings'.
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of crystal and gem on my helmet. Now it wouldn't look so dorky anymore. Afterwards, I decided to give my wheels a break and walk back to my house so I could rekindle old thoughts.
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So what else could he do? He temporarily invaded Clownea, until the clowns were peaceful. What followed as usual, however, was the usual international media smear campaign.
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the blustery, hail-y streets outside their yule log cabin. Santa Claus cursed his own bisexuality, knowing that his wife was high on monogamy, and his copulation with fellow elves
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about how Western society would sexually degenerate itself. Men became women, people had lofty ideals about their relationships and abortions skyrocketed! Mom seemed be wise when
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Of course, no one said raising Orcs would be easy. That's why when their babies (and heck, sometimes even the adults) were fast asleep, the neighbours breathe a sigh of relief.