Finished Folds (341—345)
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3The officer hung up, clearly not impressed with my prank call to an emergency department. I started to doubt my decision to go along with it, considering they may not take me serio
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6". Over the sound of my eating I didn't quite hear her. Instead I started throwing more food down my throat, letting it slide along my tongue and then swallowing it whole.
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5Sentenced to lifetime imprisonment, she banged on her cell begging for meerkats to 'be friends with'. Unfortunately the guards never listened, moving her to a sound-proof room
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4sounds as the turkey was really a robot! The turkey began shaking as sparks flew out of the machine. The guests started cracking up watching Dan panic.
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3certainly did seem to have a fancy for magical apparatus, so what was I doing not mentioning what it was? I sat down on my couch and began pondering to myself