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his own sexuality. People didn't know what to make of him. But it definitely made him popular, with the ladies and *ahem* laddies too. He finished -
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a great back massage. Who cares if she has cross eyes, club feet and 6 inch hair under her arms? She was my protege and I would find her
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win the annual bake-off this year. You better come up with something better than your mom's peanut butter tofu Grape Nut brownies. But enough chatting, I have to
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leg kicks and tutus. It was disturbing, to say the least, but it got our attention. I will never
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of all the parental controls. And all this time we thought it meant the parents have contrul. Once, the kid next door pushed a button on the remote and
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I was definitely in need of a good shrink, or at least a stiff drink. What would happen if I visited the all-girls school after midnight? Ms. Baxter would
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my 12 year old moped. After all, I just had the headlight adjusted. What is this world coming to? I can't even have
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that saloon, but I couldn't resist yet another glass of 80proof vodka with a strawberry splash. What was I supposed to be doing? Oh right
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but that could wait. First things first. I needed to get my lacy lingerie from the dry cleaneers. If anyone else knew this about me
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got into your underwear drawer and pooped in your socks. Those annoying squeaks in the middle of the night. I had had enough. I let the cat in before taking a shower and
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over to the local hardware store to purchase a handgun, put it in my waitstband and headed over to the school. Nobody ever warned me not to keep it loaded. "Shit!" I screamed as
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demanded. So he held up his hand to silence the crowd. With one swoop he picked up all the peanut shells off the ground and flung them randomly, shocking everyone. At least
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walking seductively to the center of the stage in stilettos and long johns. When he started to play the Macarena on the harmonica, there was not a dry eye in the house. He
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say to her to make her go away. I told her i was gay, but that seemed to make her smile all the more. I decided to just tell her the truth. I walked over to her and
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with green slime. They would be bound to find out his lifelong secret. It would ruin his family, but he really needed help. He decided to
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Aunt Betty's lingerie sticking out of my trousers. But I was stopped dead in my tracks when I turned to flee and ran head on into the side of a big black limousine. The door opened
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be able to fly. Having nowhere else to go, he shot straight up as fast as he could, and didn't stop until........
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What the hell had happened? All I know is that my dog was loose somewhere and might end up with rabies again. I couldn't let that happen so I headed
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besides, I pay taxes. Feeling somewhat belittled, I went over to the local skating rink and watched the rookie hockey player from Russia. Watching him made me
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goldfish, but she must never know. He hid his gills under his clothes but she was getting all grabby so he