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go to the bathroom because i really have to go bad. then im going to get a" 87" ounce slushy ha ha laugh and come back here to the computer and -
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hatred inside of himself wich made him want to crush a car or step on an ant. then he realised he was not alone and looked below him. there was a BIG ant I mean a big ant right at
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mickey mouse eating french fries with hot melted cheese on them. Mickey then shared some cheese fries with me and i was very very full. so i wanted to sleep, which made me think up
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one day at work i saw a woman who had a 13 ft wig that had birds nesting in it. i decided to ask her how she keep it clean and she told me she washed her hair with a type of shampo
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i then went out and bought 300 more lottery tickets and won 299 of them each one getting me 300 dollars. a dog came up just as i won and ate a 100 dollar bill out of my pocket so i
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I was sitting on a chair when a pizza landed in my lap. The next thing i did was toss it to the homeless man next to me and he thanked me by giving me his very expensive shiny car
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one day i decided to go to a park and i met a talking dog who told me that burger king is giving away free burgers to any body with a talking dog. so me and the talking dog went