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"Yes indeed, my dear pudding, you are quite scrumptious in fact! However, my doctor insists I stop eating sentient desserts." I called to the waiter and asked if they had any -
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As the first ghost youtuber, he became famous for his ASMR videos recorded at a frequency impossible for the human ear to hear. Soon he branched out into
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He lead seminars on how to be a successful beggar. It was at his last seminar of the season that he ran into the cold-McNuggets-man again. But this time the wealthy beggar did not
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"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave," said the night man, politely holding the door as I left. I was determined to make my own hotel, with only the best
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their ears to reach the innermost sections of their brains. They were able to remove the parts that perceived the noise, but they could not put the rest back together.
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raised in fury as the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots protested the ridiculous tax! They threw heaping crates of cheap plastic into the ocean in defiance! Soon began the Sock 'Em Wars of
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they quickly found me a pink shirt to match my ruined slacks, and we came to a startling realization. I look great in pink! It was then I began my career as an all-pink wearing
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We were married in the spring, and left behind the empty shell of our city to join a nude commune in the alps. Here we discovered our mutual passion for
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he had devoured Ringo's vocal chords in order to produce such a perfect impersonation. The police listened to her nonsensical ramblings, and politely scribbled in their notepads.
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Cracks formed in the ground below her feet. Long scaly arms that reached for miles grabbed her with their claws, blunt from breaking through the earth's crust. The Creature spoke
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Jim tried to drown me in Strawberry Jam for eating all the Blueberry Jam. Tim punched his lights out, but it didn't actually do anything since, ya know, Jim's made of Jam. So Tim
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The commas were jettisoned with much celebration into the waiting ocean. It was time for the fish to gather the commas form an army and take back earth from the surface-dwellers!
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"PSYCH!" the ghost yelled before grabbing Cyndi's hand. Instantly they were somewhere she'd never been. "I can only take you to ONE place. Welcome, dear Cyndi, to your new home,
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my bowels, where It laid dormant for centuries. It arose from Its Great Slumber and devoured Its brain dead followers before drowning our world in delicious beans and meat. Amen.
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Make the dog eat it. Wait for its stomach acid to dissolve the jar, have its stomach pumped, then eat those sweet, sweet pickles. But remember, the dog will never again
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void. The void did not respond. The 8th folder and the void sat in awkward silence for the rest of the drive. The void consumed the 8th folder on arrival. You will be next.
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The boa was God of the hat shop now, he placed each of the most dapper hats on his long body to symbolize his new status. The remaining workers paid homage to their eternal king by
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Buzzfeed article. Every single one. No words anymore, just that single image over and over. It spread like a virus to other sites until the only thing left was that picture of him.
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to create an entire ecosystem of bookanimals, and he needed that worm's DNA. He ripped out a page and made an origami bird, hoping to scare the bookworm out of the encyclopedias.
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The sausage shot David! The Quartermaster jumped in the passing tank, decapitated the driver, and took control. He swore revenge upon the sausage and fired blindly into the chaos.