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woke every inhabitant of the underwater graveyard. Baby octopi surfed across treacherous maple syrup seas atop flaccid flapjacks in order to
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or half mast, masturbatin' manatees with flat tops tossing rubber pizza dough in the
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, or rather, what was assumed to be a penis. In reality, the strange cruel truth of the matter was this:
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He ran to the beanstalk and, horrified, he watched as it morphed into a revoltingly elongated and veiny Prunesicle. You know the sort, you'd always discover them in grammas
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, and just how would you explain that to the authorities? What a shocking sight for the rookie on the force. He went pee pee in his
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Stephen, Stephen Hawking in a doo-rag that is. Poor old Stephen, victim of a drive-by, but blessed with the gift of
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So there they were, the owls and the pussycat. And a piggy with a ring at the end of it's nose.
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The silverware knew that it would never be suspected for emitting the detected scent. So it rejoiced! "Come, let us toast this occasion!"
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