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  But what of my girlfriend back home? Surely she would care that she would be replaced by a buffalo.

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  people at his family reunion. That was awkward for everyone, he thought.

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  2014-04-14 12:21:51

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  I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shot the,

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  "Have you seen my cat?" I asked him, wondering how long it has been since we've talked. "No, I haven't." Then I shoved him into my basement, a feral bobcat, ready for its next meal

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  And then I realized that I was looking through a window at Walgreens, and then I knew I desperately needed help.

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  Then I realized that what I am looking at is a mirror, and I might need some glasses.

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  2014-04-14 12:01:09

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  When papa figures out the he took his wallet, papa would be furious. Yet,

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