Finished Folds (21—30)
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5I winced. "Geez, sir, it's just a little arson, I mean, come on man... I need the money for my girlfriend's poodle insurance!" But my ex-boss was unyielding. "Tom," he said, "You
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5and yanked my head from its uncomfortable position. Unfortunately, my vertebrae came with it. "Oh, no," she said. "That's the third one this month. Doctor, I'll go gets some glue
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5Charlie shrugged at the Sarge's orders. How tunafish could catch a lion was anybody's guess, but he didn't want to be peelin' potatoes, so he joined the march (swim?) without
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7e. I'm not stupid. I knew what had happened. I was happy, even. I had always wanted to know what happened to people when they... you know. Died. And so this is it. It's so soft...
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2arched, shining down in pity at the dismal scene below. "The Arc of the Covenant," I said to myself. A little old lady, pulling her skirt up out of the viscous mud, looked over and
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7called up his friend Yon Yonson (also from Wisconsin) and the two got so drunk that they forgot to maintain all those Sheboygan nukes. This left no one to maintain the warheads but
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6to a fight, and being a man of many talents, he graciously accepted. "Take that, you cur!" Flash said in a surly but not altogether displeasing Liverpool accent. "That'll teach you
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5"I think we have," she said. "I mean, we must ha-- oh, am I supposed to be typing this?" Alice Bunglenook was not familiar with the nuances of metaphysical fiction. She was however
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5grin that made her skeletal face look even more wicked. "Welcome to Kalevala, Vic," she said in a rattling voice. He closed his eyes. The cup fell from his hand.
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7in the midst of quite the squall!" The frightened crewmen (most of them children) hastily rowed and hoisted the sails, desperately praying to all the gods of wind they knew of.